- Jake: Hey Britney
- Britney: Hey :(
- J: Whats wrong?
- B: Oh just family problems
- J: Like?
- B: can I really trust you?? <3
- J: Yeah <3
- B: Well my dad Rape's me every........ Monday and today is monday so I'm worried about going home :'(
- J: oh im so-
- B: and these girls called me a slut earlyer this morning :'(
- J: OMG im so sorry
- The girl you called a slut today in the hall has very BAD problems at home
- (not real story): (
ADVENTURE TIME THEME SONG!
- PERSON: ADVENTURE TIME CMON GRAB YOUR FRIENDS
- other person: WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS
- PERSON: WITH JAKE THE DOG
- other person: AND FINN THE HUMAN
- PERSON: THE FUN WILL NEVER END
- person AND other person: ITS ADVENTURE TIME *high pitched voice*
Having a sister is like having a best friend. you know whatever you do they’ll still be there <3